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Name:   johnny the homicidal manicRanking:   --
Birthday:   1990-03-10Country:   Afghanistan
Joined:   2007-07-10Location:   hooooooooooouse
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Seriously, you weeaboo/emo's are fucking annoying.
Late, and annoying.
Go laugh at your own stupidity in hell.

REMI HIJACK
FUCK
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scream writes:


Posted on: Mar 7th 2010, 10:43:48am

scream writes:

me n u



Posted on: Feb 21st 2010, 10:08:34am

hinatapetals writes:
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. ARE YOU ALIVE? DERP. :U.

I just figured i'd comment on your profile cause your sexy.


Posted on: Feb 2nd 2010, 1:24:54am

scream writes:
As for you, Great Band, it is not possible to get over me.

Perhaps, you do not believe me.

But I'm still with your original love.

When returning, it probably will come to me?

Why this song has gotten stuck in my head?


Posted on: Jan 10th 2010, 3:10:26am

scream writes:
I make my approach. I singing the Rihanna.

Today was a wind. I wanted to be worry but it did not come.

Urbanation accepted me as their worder. Very great.

Cream soda makes me down. I drink it now.


Posted on: Jan 10th 2010, 3:07:18am

scream writes:
You know what? I just noticed the actions Dag is doing.


Posted on: Jan 3rd 2010, 9:56:57pm

scream writes:


Posted on: Dec 16th 2009, 8:51:51am

scream writes:
Aw, here is a loss in wording.


I'm very apologized. You have misplaced you.


With a boy.


Very apologize..


Still friend?


Posted on: Dec 16th 2009, 8:38:25am

scream writes:
(-lowercase: maury
lowercase: girl)
-
I ended up with his name.
-What happens if he finds out he's not the real father?
Yeah..he said he wants to marry this and marry that. I love you. The way I feel..nobody can really know until you see his face.
-Well, I'll tell you one thing. I have a lot of regard and he deserves to see us again. Here's Todd...You found that birth card.
Oh my God, it just ripped my heart out.
-You are married and everything that goes on with this. What if you heard the cold hard facts? Would you change your mind? And yet, with all this doubt, you married her!
I had to.
-Would you get married if you saw the birth card before?
I don't know..
-Would you ever doubt her royality to you?
I ..well..
-Okay, let's find out if he's your real son.

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Is Shawn the father? Let's find out..Shawn...And his baby sister, Aleshia, needs to find out if she has a baby girl. Wehn ti comes to one month baby, you're-

These men allowed to film their bachelor party. Is it cheating? Well, the women thought it was cheating. They found out they were having phone sex on the night of their wedding.
I PROMISE YOU. I am not faithful.
Here's 20. Jane is cheating on her and posibly pregnant.
OHHHHHHHH.
He's about to tell the love of his life a secret..that an change their life forever.
Tomorow.

-cue end-

-caps: girl
lowercase: maury
*caps: guy
-
This is Present. Now Present met Darrien three years ago. She gave him her most beautiful gift. Her virginity. Now, Present thinks Darrien is having phone sex in their own bed.
-I WAS MARRIED TO DARRIEN FOR 3 YEARS. HE IS MY HEART AND BONES. I WALKED IN ON HIM HAVING PHONE SEX WITH A WOMAN. I THINK DARRIEN IS LIVING A WHOLE SERPEATE LIFE THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT. OUR MARRIAGE WILL BE OVER IF I FIND OUT HE'S CHEATING. I WON'T WANNA BE WITH HIM NO MORE.
So, what's wrong?
-MAURY, HE'S SLEEPING IN MY BED, MY HUSBAND. I ROLLED OVER, HE'S HAVING PHONE SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. I WOKE UP, HE'S BESIDE ME, I SAW HIM OHHHHH HIS OHHHHHHHH.
And you gave him your virginity?
-YEAH, I GAVE HIM MY VIRGINITY AND HE GAVE ME AN STD.
And what did he say about that?
-HE SAID HE GOT THE STD BEFORE HE MET ME.
So, how do you think he's cheating?
-HE SMELLS LIKE SEX AND HE'S SUPPOSE TO COME HOME SMELLIN' LIKE COFFEE. YOU CANNOT SMELL LIKE SWEAT, AHG OVER IT.
And he's got secret cellphones?
-HE'S GOT SECRET CELLPHONES. I KNOW HE'S LIVING A SECRET LIFE. HE'S ON THE FLOOR PLAYING WITH HIS PHONE. OHHHHHH.
What happens if he's lying?
-IF I FIND OUT, IF THIS IS TRUE, I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS, HE'S OUTTA MY LIFE.
Even if he's in love with you?
-I DON'T THINK HE'S INLOVE WITH ME.
Oh, alright.
-IF HE LOVED ME AND NEVER REGRETED BEING WITH ME..HE'S GOTTA SHOW.
Here's what Darrien had to say:
*BERTHA..WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 4 MONTHS..I PROMISE I'M NOT FAITHFUL. YOU CHEATED ON ME! I HAVE A PHONE. I NEEDED A PHONE AND YOU THINK I'M CHEATING. YOU GOTTA STD BEFORE I MET YOU. WHY ARE YOU PREGNANT? I FEEL UNAPREESHEEATED.
And here's Darrien!
*YOU DON'T KNOW ME. YOU DON'T KNOW ME. BOOO WHATEVER.
You love your wife?
*MAN I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART.
That's good.
-WHY AM I LYING?
So, what is she lying about?
*SHE, SHE, SHE HAD TO GO TO THE REST ROOM. WUT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT.
-BEFORE I WENT TO DA BATHROOM, BEFORE I WENT TO DA BATHROOM, HE'S BEEN ON HIS DUSTY BUTT ON DA FLOOR.
So, she's making it all up?
*EH, EH, EH EXACTLY. SHE'S BRAIN WASHED MAURY, I WORK ALL THE DAY AND SHE DOESN'T DO NETHING. I'M THERE 8 HOURS A DAY. THE WORKERS, DEY SMELL, DEY SMELL. WHAT SECRET CELLPHONE? WUT?
-I KNOW ABOUT NOW..I KNOW ABOUT NOW..YOU CAN'T TELL ME YOU NEVER HAD PHONE SEX WHEN I WAS IN DA ROOM.
*SIT DOWN..SIT DOWN..
She says you gave her an STD.
*I DIDN'T GIVE HER AN STD. I HAD THAT BEFORE WE EVEN MARRIED.
Okay, well, let's have the results..according to Darrien, the question was, "are you still in love with your wife?" he answered, "no" the results were he was lying..
*NOW WUT?
-I KNEW U WERE LYING.
*K, IZ ON, IZ ON.
-end credits-


Posted on: Dec 8th 2009, 9:22:01am

scream writes:
You don't even get along with my..Usually bras don't leave push ups and don't look good. You do nothing wrong. I don't have a clue. The reason why I was with you..it has to do with him.
"So, you don't really wanna be with him? And you still want to be with him even though..though he's your cousin?"
I love my family.
"You what? What? Sorry. I'm sorry."
I love you.
"We'll be back!"
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5 months pregnant. Everything is up for grabs. Sex! Fighting! And betrayal..
-cue end-
"Thank you! Welcome back. My next guests say they have no" -
Hi, I've been with the same man for 5 years. 4 years ago. Putting it off.
"You're still engaged?"
Yeah, 4 kids together. Dunno what to do. 60 pounds. He's my heart.
"What? Why not accept it?"
I do..I do.. 6 a day, sex, 6 a day, Jerry.
"Ok. So, why are you here today?"
There's a neighbor with me who is pregnant. She comes to my house. I was like, I'M OLDER THAN YOU. Nothing else in common. I smoke, she smokes..I'm a woman. She's just drama. Three girls fighting, you're a bitch. House that I cannot afford.
"Oh, that's perfect..
"Ok, so, your bf thinks he's cheating but wants marriage with you? He is with the neighbor?"
Yeah..I know..
"Have you confronted him about it?"
Sighh..he said no, I love you.
"He denied?"
Yeah, he's a man..you know.
"Yeah. So, you confronted the neighbor?"
No..no..I want to, though.
"HERE'S TRISHA! (neighbor)"
Hey assho, hey assho. AHHH!
"I didn't even know that was on the menu. You can get that with a salad."
Yeah, we were friends. We were just like..AHGGG.
"So, you felt bad that you cheated?"
No, no. He doesn't do anything for him. Because I'm his kid, cheerios, the cereal, great cereal. What do you do for him? WHAT DO YOU DO FOR HIM? I'm a big girl. I got mad confidence. Ahg, I don't see your face. Look at you. Look at you. OHHHHHHHHH.
"What?"
-end credits..-


Posted on: Dec 7th 2009, 9:33:26am

scream writes:
I had a monster in my face.
The face will be blooding.
Scuming is not my worst thing. Trust me.
My cousin did it with me. I'm not scuming.
You cheated on me. I cheating there with not you.
But with GOD.

DOOO DOOO DOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO.


Posted on: Dec 7th 2009, 9:07:48am

scream writes:
Oh, the silent silence.
Oh, the beers in the cradle of the baby.
Theu drink, theu being there for the dink.
Crack is what they want, bubble crack.


Posted on: Dec 6th 2009, 1:06:36am

scream writes:
hey..wut u din'


Posted on: Nov 30th 2009, 2:44:43am

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